[You must be this tall to swear and hair doesn't add to your height, kiddo. Suck it up.]

[He catches one of those kicking feet, giving him a stern look before moving over and releasing said foot. Kick him again and you're losing that foot, kiddo. Don't test him.]

I'm well-aware of that. That's not the problem. The problem is you're not as old as you're supposed to be. So what happened?