[Hah, he won, and so he settles down again, arms behind his head.]
You won't hurt me. You're my co-parent, and what's more, you're a nice person, you definitely won't unzip me.
[Which is just asking for it, really, and so, without missing a beat:]
And if you do now, I'm going to name our second child something really stupid, and then for the rest of the time you'll always have to say, Oh, Jean, do you want to go sailing on the FIS Seaduction?
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[Hah, he won, and so he settles down again, arms behind his head.]
You won't hurt me. You're my co-parent, and what's more, you're a nice person, you definitely won't unzip me.
[Which is just asking for it, really, and so, without missing a beat:]
And if you do now, I'm going to name our second child something really stupid, and then for the rest of the time you'll always have to say, Oh, Jean, do you want to go sailing on the FIS Seaduction?