Gossip's always interesting! Especially if you're gonna defend yourself as more romantically competent than your team.

[He really does mean that, too; he likes hearing gossip, because who doesn't? But it'd be a lie to say there's no ulterior motive as well-- ie, are there any male names in that list of previous paramours.]

I mean, you can say you were better at seventeen, Bruno, but I dunno if I believe it.