Not the point. [He jabs a finger over at Bruno, mouth pursed in false indignance.] Whether it's one or a hundred, it's still true. I'm amazing at romance-- you oughta ask Jotaro, I'm his sherpa up sex mountain-- the one who guides him through all the weird questions sex brings up.

[--oh, shit, he probably shouldn't have said that. Not even because of crush-related reasons; it just seems like something not cool to talk about when it's someone not in your core bro circle.]

--don't. Tell him I told you that.