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You're wonderful.

[The fondest of sighs.]

And fun to conspire with.

That's high praise coming from you.

Is it? Whatever do you mean?

[moo hoo ha ha, tell her she's pretty.]

[Not even trying to be subtle in fishing for compliments, huh? That's alright.]

I just think Giorno should be concerned. He may have finally met his match. You may end up out-scheming him sooner rather than later.

[Gotta save up that sneaking around for shit that matters, man.]

Now that is high praise! I don't know if I believe you there. But I admit we make good partners in crime...

I should perhaps be a little concerned about that.

[But he's not. Bruno quietly supports this friendship.]

[quietly supports everything... what a good mom...]

Oh, Bruno, we love you too much to do anything too terrible.

[Which, despite the way she says it, is true.]

And I suppose you expect me to just believe you just because you've got a face like that?

Are you saying you think I'd lie to you?

[Smart.]

I'm hurt.

[Ha.]

[Uh-huh. He can tell that was a deep wound he just inflicted.]

No, not lie. Perhaps creatively stretch and fold the truth, however.

Well, I have been told I have quite the imagination...

[Creativity in spades, tbh.]

But you must, too, to accuse me of these things so easily!

I need some gift ideas, if you've got time.

Oh, it doesn't come easily. I'd like to think out of all of them, I could count on you to stir up the least amount of trouble.

Of course. Who do you need help with?

Most of Passione, really. Giorno's fine, you're fine but I'm not refusing suggestions. Abbacchio and Mista I can probably figure out, but again, not refusing suggestions.

I don't know enough yet about Narancia and Fugo as people, but I don't want them left out.

I could cause trouble if I wanted to.

[WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY POUTING especially after meeting everyone and knowing it's true]

But you wouldn't do that to me, would you?

That's considerate of you.

[Especially when it comes to Fugo.]

I assume you aren't looking for anything too particularly meaningful just yet since you don't really know them all that well?

Yeah. It's weird enough giving them gifts at all because it's not really that kind of holiday in Japan. But I know it's big in Italy and America, doing that. So.

I mean right now I'm just figuring on buying Fugo a pair of pants that are all in one piece so he's not treating the entire house and my mom to the sight of his thong all the time.

[Ah... Right in her weak spot... Her love for Bruno...]

I did promise I wouldn't...

[DANG.]

Okay, okay. I'll be good -- mostly. And keep the boys sort of in line.

As long as it's only sort of. I'd be concerned for your welfare and sanity if it was any more than that.

[Okay, if Bruno laughed at that, no one has any way of proving it. Well, maybe Abbacchio if he's hanging out in the room with Bruno, but Bruno won't explain what was so funny.]

That doesn't sound like such a bad idea then for Fugo. Narancia's always appreciative of food.

Okay. That's easy enough.

Just so neither one feels left out.

Oh, yeah, I wouldn't want to be an old maid at twenty like you -- what the fuck, by the way? Who gave you and Abbacchio permission to be so young and so old at the same time?

[It's a SERIOUS PROBLEM.]

That's important for Narancia especially.

[Fugo's always been a little more comfortable on the fringe comparatively, but more than that, he's also made a bed that he must lie in now. And that means Bruno and the others not particularly going out of their way for his comfort's sake.]

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